They have started to provide me with large black flowerpots in the hope that I will chew them instead of the kindling etc. I like flowerpots... I can run round the house with one in my mouth, but I can’t see where I am going.  They get destroyed really quickly. Uncle Nigel had better have an unlimited supply of pots as I can get through 2 in a day!  
I did hear mention that there are not going to be any decorations put up this year. I wonder why?....