Its been a while since I did anything naughty so I thought I’d start with gusto today. I have found a couple of pieces of wood that are rather tasty. One pads out the stair gate to the kitchen and I can really get my teeth round it. The other is on the stairs by the bannister. I managed to chew right through it and get to the banister this afternoon. I think the wood is there to stop me getting  to the shoes under the stairs. I wonder how long it will take for me to chew a hole big enough to get through....