Monday, 27 December 2010
I had a lovely present today, a Kong toy. They say it is indestructible.... They sometimes put some peanut butter, or some small treats inside and I can happily spend an hour trying to get the food out. I love it.
Friday, 24 December 2010
Today I was really bad. Kate had put Nigel’s slippers on the radiator to warm and I took one off and chewed it. It is unwearable now. I don’t know why they don’t just give it to me. It would be so much easier. Kate then sprayed something on it and gave it back. I think she was hoping that it would be horrid but I quite liked it so she took it away again.
And to top off the morning I had a bit of a bad experience. I was sniffing round the telephone table and got the phone cord wrapped round my neck. I tried to run away, half strangled myself and brought down the table, phone and CD player. The table went flying, along with the address box, pens and pencils and a charity collection box full of change. I was still tugging to get away and strangling myself in the process when Kate came out of the study and calmly removed the cord. I felt rather subdued after that but I wasn’t told off. I did then however leap onto a slice of marmaladey toast left on the coffee table for just a moment. I was very told off then!!! I must go, it’s time for a walk in the snow. I love snow!
And to top off the morning I had a bit of a bad experience. I was sniffing round the telephone table and got the phone cord wrapped round my neck. I tried to run away, half strangled myself and brought down the table, phone and CD player. The table went flying, along with the address box, pens and pencils and a charity collection box full of change. I was still tugging to get away and strangling myself in the process when Kate came out of the study and calmly removed the cord. I felt rather subdued after that but I wasn’t told off. I did then however leap onto a slice of marmaladey toast left on the coffee table for just a moment. I was very told off then!!! I must go, it’s time for a walk in the snow. I love snow!
Monday, 20 December 2010
It was a really fun day today. Kate was clearing out the space where the dog food is kept and she found a chew proof container for my food. She let me play with two empty food sacks. I managed to get right inside them to make sure that she hadn’t missed any food by mistake. Then I thought it would be fun to rip them apart... The kitchen looked like a disaster area. It was good though as all the chewed paper went on the woodburner and kept me warm. Recycling at its best!
Wednesday, 15 December 2010
Its been a while since I did anything naughty so I thought I’d start with gusto today. I have found a couple of pieces of wood that are rather tasty. One pads out the stair gate to the kitchen and I can really get my teeth round it. The other is on the stairs by the bannister. I managed to chew right through it and get to the banister this afternoon. I think the wood is there to stop me getting to the shoes under the stairs. I wonder how long it will take for me to chew a hole big enough to get through....
Sunday, 12 December 2010
I got the nozzle off the Dyson today. If they try hard it will still fit on the hose. I will have to chew harder next time it is lying about. The next thing I got was the brown lead. This was after they kept taking the kindling away from me. I take it out of the basket, they put it back. It is a never ending cycle. They will give up eventually. I intend to wear them down.
Friday, 10 December 2010
They have started to provide me with large black flowerpots in the hope that I will chew them instead of the kindling etc. I like flowerpots... I can run round the house with one in my mouth, but I can’t see where I am going. They get destroyed really quickly. Uncle Nigel had better have an unlimited supply of pots as I can get through 2 in a day!
I did hear mention that there are not going to be any decorations put up this year. I wonder why?....
I did hear mention that there are not going to be any decorations put up this year. I wonder why?....
Thursday, 9 December 2010
Today was an exciting day! I got upstairs again!!! Someone left the stair gate open and I emptied and scattered the bedroom bin contents, chewed pine cones from the Christmas decorations trunk and chewed a toilet roll inner... leaving bits all over the landing. I had a great afternoon.
Wednesday, 8 December 2010
Total of things chewed today: one radiator valve cover. Not a successful day.
Wednesday, 1 December 2010
Start the month as you mean to go on... Kate left the stair gate to the stairs open this afternoon. I had a lovely time removing all the bits and pieces they had imagined were safe behind the gate. I chewed on two pairs of slippers, a dustpan brush and a roll of black insulating tape. It has been snowing. I like the snow; I love my cosy warm coat too and am good as gold as I wait for them to put it on me. I know what’s coming!
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