Total objects chewed today: 2 plastic food containers,  a wooden picture frame, an empty bread bag, the wickerwork toy basket.  Not a bad day’s work.  Why is it that they have put ANOTHER stair gate up? This time into the kitchen. I was enjoying those oranges. The evening was spent with  my head inside a half chewed rugby ball, with my nose sticking out the end, not able to see where I was going, blundering about but able to chew the ball from the inside out.  They took it off but I wanted to wear it again. In the end it was confiscated. I don’t know why. I may have got a little close to the woodburner I suppose.