I haven’t written for a while, I’ve been so busy... today a shell and a biro, yesterday the recycling, the day before the water pistol (more of that in a minute) and the day before that a DVD case. Successful chewing.  

Now, about the water pistol: about 2 weeks ago they bought home a set of water pistols. Now, I am not keen on being squirted. I hear that some dogs really like it and try to bite the water jet. I think they must be a little mad.  I’m not sure why they squirted me but I usually got wet when I was ‘play biting’ one of the others, or trying to get into the kitchen when I shouldn’t.  so...I took the opportunity when the kitchen gate was left open again, dragged the loaded water pistol off the boiler and chewed it up.  The water coming out was a bit of a shock but I left the puddle on the kitchen floor and took the remainder of the pistol to my bed to chew up. They can’t use THAT again. Now I think that there are more dotted about the house. I am biding my time.....