I have been so good for so long I thought I’d sneak upstairs and shred the cleaning sponges in the bathroom....

You won’t believe this... I got the moose again and ran round the garden with it! It is now no more. I  think it went in the bin.

Things have been quiet; too quiet. I have lulled them into a false sence of security. I managed to get the moose today.  They had bought it back from Canada. It was bendy and sat on the window ledge. I chewed it.